I was wondering if you had a compiled list of catchy patient education phrases or marketing phrases that may be able to be used for our changable letter board sign. Our sign is 4 lines and about 25 characters fit per line. Changing the sign is a weekly task and it takes some forthought of which I have none. Thanks for your help.

My Response:

Lucky you to have such a powerful tool to attract patients into your office! Based on the operating philosophy of your practice, here are some ideas you might find helpful:

WHY WOULD THE
VACCINATED BE
AFRAID OF THE
UNVACCINATED?

CHIROPRACTIC
ADJUSTMENTS:
SAFE. NATURAL.
EFFECTIVE.

WHY ARE SOME
PEOPLE ALLERGIC
TO POLLEN AND
OTHERS AREN'T?

WHY DO YOU
SUPPOSE THEY
CALL IT THE
GERM THEORY?

WHO DO YOU
KNOW THAT
SHOULD BE
SEEING US?

WHAT'S THE
PURPOSE OF A
SURGEON'S
MASK?

HOW MUCH IS
YOUR HEALTH
WORTH TO YOU?

HOW DO WE
SPELL RELIEF?
CHIROPRACTIC

WHY DO WE ASK
SO MANY
QUESTIONS?

EVEN CHILDREN
BENEFIT FROM
CHIROPRACTIC
CARE.

TOLD TO LEARN
TO LIVE WITH IT?
TIME FOR A 2ND
OPINION!

WE LOOK AT
THINGS ABOVE
DOWN INSIDE
OUT.

HOW DOES
ASPIRIN FIND
A HEADACHE?

HEALTH COMES
FROM THE
INSIDE OUT, NOT
OUTSIDE IN.

YOU CAN'T JUDGE
YOUR HEALTH BY
HOW YOU FEEL.

ACHES AND
PAINS ARE
WARNING SIGNS.
LIKE THIS ONE.

STOMACH ACID?
EFFECT.
NERVE SYSTEM.
CAUSE.

HOW DO YOU
CATCH A COLD?
NET? MIT?

SPINE
TRANSPLANTS?
BETTER TAKE
CARE OF YOURS.

DOCTORS DON'T
HEAL. ONLY YOU
CAN DO THAT!

DRUGS SLOW YOU
DOWN OR SPEED
YOU UP. THAT'S
NOT HEALTH!

GOOD DRUG OR
BAD DRUG.
WHAT'S THE
DIFFERENCE?

HOSPITALS ARE
THE 4TH LEADING
CAUSE OF DEATH
IN THE USA.

IS AVERAGE
NORMAL OR IS
NORMAL
AVERAGE?

MEDICINE.
CHIROPRACTIC.
VALUABLE.
DIFFERENT.

CHIROPRACTIC
REVIVES
RESTORES
AND RENEWS.

CHIROPRACTIC
FOR RELIEF
AND WELLNESS
FOR ALL.

CHIROPRACTIC
CALMS NERVES
NATURALLY.

WHAT SIDE
DOES A SIDE
EFFECT MAKE
ITS EFFECT ON?

AN ALTERNATIVE
TO DRUGS AND
SURGERY SINCE
1895. IT WORKS!

WE ADJUST.
NO CRACKING
OR POPPING!

WE OFFER
NATURAL
SOLUTIONS TO
BETTER HEALTH.

PAIN: CAUSE
OR EFFECT?
WE LOCATE
THE CAUSE.

CONSIDERING
CHIROPRACTIC?
ASK FOR FREE
INFORMATION.

WE HAVE ROOM
FOR THOSE WHO
WANT BETTER
HEALTH.

SLIP OR FALL?
DROP IN.

AUTO ACCIDENT?
HITCH A RIDE TO
OUR OFFICE!

SCOLIOSIS?
GROWING
PAINS? CALL 4
APPOINTMENT

IF OUR SIGN IS
THIS MUCH FUN,
IMAGINE WHAT
IT'S LIKE INSIDE!

Bill